Quotes I Love

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. ~ Dave Barry There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. ~ Jack Handey To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. ~ Unknown Beware of running with scissors and other pointy objects. It's all good fun until someone loses an eye. ~ Jack Handey Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels. ~ Faith Whittlesey The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend. ~ George Santayana For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. ~ Bill Cosby Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. ~ Erma Bombeck It takes a village to raise a child. ~ Unknown Suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain People will forget what you say. People will forget what you do. But people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Unknown It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. ~ Mark Twain My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk until I faint. ~ Erma Bombeck If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine Aird The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. ~Mark Twain Life is difficult. This is a great truth; one of the greatest truths. It is a great truth because once we truly see this truth, we transcend it. Once we truly know that life is difficult - once we truly understand and accept it - then life is no longer difficult. Because once it is accepted, the fact that life is difficult no longer matters. ~ M Scott Peck Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. ~Unknown